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I fell in love wit a girl called Cynthia, but don't have the guts to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called "Baba wey sabi". All he demanded from me was money for 1 month BIS subscription, which I paid & he gave me a ring called" Touch & Follow".
He said "all i need to do is touch her with this powerful ring and she will follow me". I was excited because that's pretty easy for me to achieve. The next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention & touched her like it was a mistake. continue....
I was expecting her to follow me, but she didn't, rather she moved on and was pressing her phone. I got disappointed and went home in annoyance. On getting home, I checked my phone and saw 9 notifications showing Cynthia Johnson is now following me on twitter, instagram,
kik, badoo, viber, twoo. She has even sent me a friend request on facebook, a message on whatsapp and 2go that I can't remember the last time I logged in.
I called Baba immediately to inform him and he replied; "My son we have upgraded, everything is now digital" bye bye to rural village welcome to global village. That's why I did not ask for cock, brain of mosquito, vulture-eye, dead rat, black cat, groundnut oil but just BIS to keep me online...
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