Photo: Unilag boys there's God ooo.. see what they did to the girls

Chaei! Chaei!! Unilag guys there's God oooo!! All this picture you are sharing there's God oooo.

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Hilarious Photo Of The Day: Naija Parents Vs Boko Haram

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Hilarious: Michael Jackson In Aye Remix (ROTFL..

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Hilarious Photo Of The Day: Jay Z vs Solange (Lmaoo....

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Hilarious Photo: What A Woman Can Do A Man Can Do Better.... Lmaoo

Lmaoo.. wetin bloggers eye no go see. Who dey lie pass abeg, Guys or gurlz?

JOKE: A Disease Called JONATHANISM.....*ROTFL*

JONATHANISM is a life threatening infection caused by a notorious, multi-drug resistant organism called GEJ.

It manifested as endemic disease in Nigeria. It's main symptoms include poverty, indiscipline, bribery, corruption, theft, insecurity, unemployment, poor education, roads, health care & electricity supply among others. continue.....

Twitter Gbagaun Of The Day... Eleda mi ooo!!! ROTFL

Some people no dey work for oil company bur walahi dem dey SHELL pass anything. see another one below.... just make sure you wear bullet proof

JOKE OF THE DAY: The Sweet Poison

 My girlfriend told me sum weeks back d@
itsover btw us... I tot abt it and decided d@
lyf without her is meaningless, So i decided
2kill masef ....So ℓ̊ drank lacasera wit suya bt notin
happened, I proceeded to anoda level of
poisonous concortion...So i prepared gizzard
sauce wit lots of fresh tomatoes yet notin
happend. Now I'm so confused cos I just
finished eatn rice nd stew wit maltina and notin
still appened to me. Am really confused right
now, pls frnds wat shld i do? Or shld i add
plantain wit chicken nd fresh milk???
So dat she can knw dat ko Kan aye like West.

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UnilagHowfar Joke Of The Day: Touch And Follow... LMAOOO!!!

I fell in love wit a girl called Cynthia, but don't have the guts to ask her out. So I met a native doctor called "Baba wey sabi". All he demanded from me was money for 1 month BIS subscription, which I paid & he gave me a ring called" Touch & Follow". 

He said "all i need to do is touch her with this powerful ring and she will follow me". I was excited because that's pretty easy for me to achieve. The next day, when she was passing, I created a scene just to draw her attention & touched her like it was a mistake. continue....

Photo Of The Day: Things Students Do In A Boring Class... LMAOOO!!!

Well! you can like to try to be a good student.. but some lectures can decide to be boring sometimes. I caught someone doing this in a very boring class earlier this morning..lol

Meanwhile, am very sorry having been MIA since morning... I went on a field work with my group.. You know am a URP student, and URP is not easy. Thenks for your understanding jare.. I too love you. *Kisses*

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Breaking News: President Jonathan Renames Unilag To Maulag Again

(OMG! I can't just believe this is happening again) Fresh protest begins on Unilag campus as President Goodluck Jonathan re-announced the renaming of the prestigious University of Lagos (UNILAG) to Moshood Abiola University of Lagos (MAULAG).

It is time to shut down 3rd Mainland Bridge once again. But before we go, read the full story at www.aprilfool.com and don't forget to tell somebody that I got you big time...lol. You have just been fooled in April and that makes you an #AprilFool. *Tongue out*

Welcome to the month of April! Happy New Month!! Kindly drop your reply in the comment section below. Thanks

Unilag Howfar Joke Of The Day: The Three Wise Men (LMAOO)

An Igbo man, a Yoruba man and an Hausa man were lost in a forest and then captured by cannibals. The king of the cannibals told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.

The first step was to go deep into the forest and get ten pieces of the same kind of fruits. The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. The Yoruba man came back and said to the king, "I brought 10 apples.

 Then the king explained the trial to him, "You have to swallow the fruits without any expression on your face or you will be killed. The first apple went in, but on the second one, he winced out in pain, so he was killed.The Igbo man arrived and showed the king ten berries. continue....

Brain-Teaser: Break This Chain If You Are Intelligent

Dear UNILAG HOWFAR family members, let's exercise our brain this morning and have some fun at the same time by answering this Brain Teaser below: (Don't just read, make sure you make your own contribution by dropping a comment) Leggo!!

Boss says to his secretary, "We are travelling abroad for the week, so make arrangements." 
Secretary makes a call to her husband, "My boss and I will be travelling abroad for the week, so look after the kids."

Husband makes call to secret lover, "My wife is going abroad for the week, so let's spend the week together." Secret lover makes a call to a little boy whom she is giving private lessons, "I'm going to be busy throughout the week, so you need not come for classes."

This Is Hilarious: Guess Who Is This? (Photo)

Wait make I laugh finish abeg!!! I can't just believe what am seeing. Oh well! It seems today is a laughing Sunday for me and the entire UNILAGHOWFAR family. I woke up this morning to see one funny letter that I shared with you in my previous post, before I left for church.

Only to come back this afternoon to find another hilarious photo. (Dis pippu no go take laff kill me b4 my time) Anyway, laughter is good for someone's health.

Do you really know who this? If you do, use the comment section below to tell us your answer before laughter sweep you off the ground.


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#FUNNY FACT FILE: Eighteen times winner of the 'Fakafiki' champion's league, Usain Bolt's official trainer, loves food and good music even more than my primary 6 certificate, they call me TY Fresh, some call me UNILAG Monitoring spirit, others call me UNILAG Banga Lee, Original Omo MR & MRS Lawal.

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HILARIOUS: Oracle Sends Letter Of Advice To UNILAG Boys (Must Read)

Hehehe!! No wonder they call me UNILAG monitoring spirit. Oh yes! it's allowed. Its your responsibilities to do whatsoever you like, and it is my own to find it and bring it to the world. So UNILAG monitoring spirit or not, *In UNILAG babe's voice: Durrrr wareva...lol.

If it should be only Educational updates and info, this place will be dull more than burial ground, so, lets spice it up with more of entertainment and when there's any latest educational update, you will also get it here first.

Now unto the matter, I believe some peepz already know who Oracle is, and for those who do not. First of all introduction, Oracle whose real name is Godwin Ekop, a 400L student of the department of Urban and Regional Planning in this ever prestigious University of Lagos (UNILAG). He was the one who wrote an open letter to the newly elected FESSA President a few days ago. READ HERE if you missed it.

Oh well, while carrying out my Monitoring Spirit job..lol, I find this new one he wrote to advise UNILAG boys..

Read below:

COMIC: Oracle's Open Letter To The Newly Elected FESSA President Oriyomi Abayomi (You Just Have To See This)

FESSA President Oriyomi Abayomi

Ekop Godwyn a.k.a Oracle

LMAOO!! This people will not kill me before my due time abeg. I used to think the season of open letter is only the order of the day among the top Nigerian government officials and politicians, until I saw this hilarious open letter sent to the newly elected president of the faculty of Environmental Sciences, the person of Oriyomi Akinyemi Abayomi by Ekop Godwin popularly known as Oracle, a 400L student of the department of Urban and Regional Planning.

I don't need to tell you how funny this letter is, You just have to read it below:

UNILAG Howfar Joke Of The Day: Even My Grandpa Is Gonna Laugh At This (ROTFL)

 UNILAG year one medical students were attending their 1st anatomy class. They all gathered around the table and there was a real dead body on d table.

 Professor Etim started the class by telling them two important qualities of a DOCTOR. The 1st is that never be DISGUSTED about anything in the body of human being, for example; he inserted his FINGER in the dead body's ANUS then put the finger in his own mouth and TASTED it.

Then he told the students to do what he did one after the other. The students hesitated for several minutes, but eventually everyone (even Anita that can form for Africa) inserted their fingers in the dead body's ANUS & tasted it. When everyone finished tasting their fingers, they were all frowning.

 Then the professor looked at them and said: The most important 2nd quality is observation. I inserted my MIDDLE finger into the dead body's anus but tasted the 2ND finger. Now you must learn to payattention!! All the students fainted!

Good morning to you all my name remains Tayo Lawal and this is UNILAG HOWFAR.


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Photo: Can Someone Please Tell Me The Name Of This Fruit?

Ever intelligent Akokaites! I need you to shed some light on this amazing fruit I got from a friend of mine (Sophia by name) who is also a fellow Akokaite, and she asked if I know the name of this fruit.

Well, since I don't know it, am in fact, seeing it for the very first time, I have however resolved to ask you guyz. Knowing fully well someone must have seen it somewhere and would be able to tell us its name. (Akokaites no dey fall hands)