HILARIOUS: Oracle Sends Letter Of Advice To UNILAG Boys (Must Read)

Hehehe!! No wonder they call me UNILAG monitoring spirit. Oh yes! it's allowed. Its your responsibilities to do whatsoever you like, and it is my own to find it and bring it to the world. So UNILAG monitoring spirit or not, *In UNILAG babe's voice: Durrrr wareva...lol.

If it should be only Educational updates and info, this place will be dull more than burial ground, so, lets spice it up with more of entertainment and when there's any latest educational update, you will also get it here first.

Now unto the matter, I believe some peepz already know who Oracle is, and for those who do not. First of all introduction, Oracle whose real name is Godwin Ekop, a 400L student of the department of Urban and Regional Planning in this ever prestigious University of Lagos (UNILAG). He was the one who wrote an open letter to the newly elected FESSA President a few days ago. READ HERE if you missed it.

Oh well, while carrying out my Monitoring Spirit job..lol, I find this new one he wrote to advise UNILAG boys..

Read below:

My fellow guys d wind blew, fow yansh opened,
n dis is wot i saw. . . .

1) When a girl flashes a guy's phone, she must have flashed 3 other guys before or after him, at that same time.

2) A girl's punani being wet early during fore-play denotes that it's been long she had sex. While a tight punani denotes that she gets sex so frequently. (Many guys don't know dis)

3) When a guy proposes to a girl and she gives an excuse that its too early or that he should be patient for her, It means that she is waiting on another particular guy to propose to her.

4) A girl can never date a guy unless she finds you sexually attractive.

5) Nothing trips a girl than a guy's dress sense. Dress neat and sweet... And confirm this truth.

6) Ladies actually believe in internet dating much more than you can imagine.

7) A guy without money is just a non-entity to an average lady.

8) There is actually no lesbian in Nigeria, but there are multiple numbers of bi-sexuals around.
70% of female bestfreinds are bi-sexuals to each other. Your girlfriend or wife could be one.

9) Women worry about the size of their buttocks most, compared to other parts of their bodies.

10) Every woman wishes to stay on top during sex, but pretend about it for fear of what the guy would think about him.

Da Oracle has Spoken!! AGREE ....... Or ....... DISAGREE
Or♠cle™. ©2014

Lmaoo!! am telling you, this boy is sick. I won't say anything yet... so that somebody will not start saying its Tayo Lawal that says something something..lol. So I leave the comment to you Guyz. Do you agree with Oracle or not? Use the comment section below.

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