Friday 18 July 2014

Another case of insanity? UNILAG girl displays madness in her hostel room

Adunola earlier this morning in her hostel room, suddenly untied the knots, threw her shoes, jumped up, screamed at the top of her voice, scattered her expensive Brazilian hair acting like an age long patient at the left side in Yaba, staggering as if she was going to hit the floor, turned around shaking her bumbum, she gave her roomies the 'Shoki' dance, changed it to Alanta, thought it was a joke until she changed it to Skelewu.

She ran to her bunk, and yes she climbed, removed her pure white long sleeved shirt, her eye balls so red like a coal of fire. continue....

Paulina, the tallest among her roommates tried as hard as she could to keep her calm, but to no avail. She broke lose once again and finally, she removed her bra revealing her bare God given uptown.

Oh no! screamed Cassandra, NO! NO!! can someone tell me this aint happening, she burst into tears as she made for the door with tears rolling uncontrollably down her soft cheeks.

When Adunola noticed it was getting out of hand, she burst into laughter and then she said, "am not mad ooo", never will I go insane (Ori Iya mi o ni je) saying this while laughing and rolling on the floor of their hostel room.

Call the porters!!! shouted Chinyere. "Shut the fuck! I said am not mad", Adunola replied.

 Its 3 states, 4 days, and erm.... 5 tourist centres. 'What's she talking about?, they all marveled as they couldn't stop looking at one another in utmost confusion and curiosity.

Finally she said it, it's FES 345 BABY! Her roommates looked at one another with a great sense of relieve, is that why you scared us that much Adunola.

E ma pa mi ooo, she was shouting as every member of the room gathered to beat Adunola with their pillows, laughing and singing: FES 345! FES 345!! FES 345!!! the noise from the crazy members of room 212 was too loud and disturbing that one of their porters had to come and put them on check.

Okai ooo Adunola can you now tell us what FES 345 is all about, asked her room mates, and here she goes:

FES 345 is a vacation/relaxation trip to top 5 tourist centres in this part of the country, namely  Osun, Oyo and Ekiti states respectively with A class maximum fun package in 4 good days, put together by the Faculty of Environmental sciences, UNILAG chapter. and guess what the fee is just 11k covering the transportation, 5 star hotel accommodation, standard feeding round the clock.

The event scheduled for Wednesday 30th of July-saturday 2nd of August 2014 will feature lots of side attractions to make it a life time experience and guess what, Tayo Lawal is going to be there to report in pictures and videos from the beginning to the end of the trip.

Am about to be part of an experience, she screamed as all of them shouted I must be there!!!

And again they all sang FES 345! FES 345!!! FES 345!!! go baby, gO gO baby, go go, go go go baby as Adunola treats them to a deadly twerk. OMG! this babe has gat some flesh init.. Chai!! did I just say that, Oh no.. pretend as if you dint see that part..lol

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3 comments:

  1. ...and that's how tayo got me read this post over n over again....chaiii thrz God oooo grt job bro kip it up.

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